Somewhere in the world someone–some adult person, eligible to parent children or serve you a meal or drive your bus, maybe even someone responsible for running your government–liked this movie, loved it even and that person is a total fucking idiot because this movie is a big steaming pile of stupid.
It’s just dumb. Really really dumb.
ps–why did all of these big-name actors sign up for this? Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Woody Harrelson, Mark Ruffalo. I’m mystified.